Arsenal Dump Ham Actors Out Of FA Cup At Theatre Of Dreams


Manchester United 1 – 2 Arsenal

0 – 1 Monreal (25)
1 – 1 Rooney (29)
1 – 2 Welbeck (61)

Sent off: Di Maria (76)

A good night’s work received its’ just reward when Michael Oliver’s strong refereeing performance received wide acclaim. Arsenal didn’t do too badly out of it either; facing the winners of the Bradford or Reading replay in the semi-final at Wembley was probably the one they would have chosen before the draw was made.

Oliver’s performance, even without his rightful dismissal of Di Maria, contributed to what was a pulsating cup-tie. Strong enough to deal with theatrics from both sides, he ignored the constant whining and imploring of United’s captain and players to book their opponents and give decisions to the home team for their despicable theatrics.

That they resorted to such tactics even with eleven players on the field underlined the bankruptcy of ideas and ability which holds sway at Old Trafford. Would that Oliver’s predecessors had possessed such strength of character.

Arsenal deserved the victory. The footballing rope-a-dope which emerged at Manchester City earlier this year, re-appeared last night. Territory was wilfully ceded in exchange for biting attack. In previous weeks, conceding a quick equaliser might have instigated a collapse of nerve, particularly with poor defending a key cause of the goal. Last night, Arsenal shrugged their shoulders and got on with it.

That attitude, so often missing this season, made the world of difference.

And amid it all, was the luxury of footballing revenge of sorts. Danny Welbeck capitalised on lax defensive play to ram last summer’s parting words firmly down United’s Dutch manager’s throat. No holding back in celebrating the goal, the boos which cascaded around the stadium as Welbeck was replaced by Olivier Giroud, confirmed the former hero was, in many eyes, the pantomime villain so often missing from Premier League football.

Such a chorus was music to Arsenal ears. It was obvious by that point, the players of United were beaten. The supporters, in their reaction, confirmed their surrender that not even a resurgence of belief when five additional minutes of added time commenced.

For Arsenal’s unsung cast, it was an evening of vindication, if they felt they needed it. Rooney’s equaliser was the only piece of genuinely poor play from the centre back pairing; Mertesacker and Koscielny left Szczesny exposed with a gap wider than needed by the turning circle of a Routemaster. They were suitably punished. But every time United threatened to breach the visitors defence, it felt that they – particularly the German – were there to step into the breach, very calmly.

Not that United threatened that often. They had the possession but were wasteful, harried and hassled out of possession by the yapping, snapping guard dog, Coquelin, in midfield. The full backs played their part; Bellerin, booked early on, remained calm and was only hooked when Young’s theatrical dives took an even more shameful turn for the worse.

On another night the young Spaniard might well have seen a second yellow but the desperate howls of the United players were ignored by the referee. Arsène wisely chose not to test Mr Oliver’s patience any further and put on Calum Chambers instead. Young found even less change out of him than he the morsels he had from Bellerin.

But for me, the star turn came from Nacho Monreal. Coquelin was voted Man of the Match by the viewers of the noxious broadcaster who staged this match on a Monday evening yet it was surprising that Monreal was overlooked entirely for in the cast list. His Oscar was surely guaranteed with the calmest of finishes after Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain had danced through the United players, leaving them strewn across their home stage.

Up front, it was a mixed evening. Özil probably topped the stats for miles run with his deceptive and languid style. The German prompted when afforded space yet his contribution was sporadic. Cazorla meanwhile, was an eager beaver in attack, creating opportunities for others as well as producing a directness which troubled United.

The turning point – or that which confirmed Arsenal’s ascendency – arrived with the unfortunate withdrawal of Oxlade-Chamberlain. His injury is the only blight on the evening. His absence for what will most likely be several weeks reduces the options on the right but might finally offer Theo Walcott the opportunity to express himself.

I wasn’t surprised Walcott didn’t replace Ox last night, it was too early in the second half and Arsenal still had graft to do.  Ramsey offered bite in the centre; he and Coquelin recycled the ball thoughtfully and their prompting proved troublesome for the ham-fisted United defence.

Indeed, were it not for De Gea, the margin of victory would have been greater. Two saves of outstanding quality prevented Arsenal doubling their score and it was surprising he was not in contention for the Oscar, rather than this nation’s saving disgrace, Rooney, whose constant moaning in Michael Oliver’s ears was pathetic.

Post-match, Arsène was understandably impressed with his team,

I think we started without any apprehension. That gave them problems. Unfortunately at half-time it was 1-1 but overall we felt we were in control in the second half after we scored the second goal. We could have scored one or two more. Overall I’m pleased above all with the performance and the mental aspect of the game. It was always positive and you know that I like that.

It was indeed a positive performance, almost at odds with displays in recent weeks. Arsenal raised their game in what has so often been an arena where they have performed tragedies. They played to their strengths and received due reward. I can’t think of one player who did not perform well. Szczesny was nervous at times, understandable given his recent illness and lack of training, on top of the pressure of the occasion. A fumble or two but for the most part, safe.

Winning last night was more than the FA Cup, it is about giving the players belief that they can win the ‘big’ matches away from home. With United’s run of upcoming fixtures, the season’s second meeting at Old Trafford may well be irrelevant in the context of the race for Champions League placings. Even if it isn’t, last night showed Arsenal have nothing to fear from the contest.

’til Tomorrow.

127 thoughts on “Arsenal Dump Ham Actors Out Of FA Cup At Theatre Of Dreams

  1. Damon says:


    Ever noticed how everyone seems to exaggerate their tales. But only when they’re about you?

    You know I don’t believe in coincidence…. 😀

  2. Paulie Walnuts says:

    Smart win last night with no sign of panic at any time. To win such a high profile game away from home should bring great confidence.

    Top honours go to the recalled Monreal , majestic Koscielny & now almost indispensable Coquelin – plus a referee who defied 67,000 & Wayne Rooney.

  3. Jonny says:

    The strange thing is my tales rarely need such embellishment.

    If I wanted an agent I’d have gone to fucking drama school.

    *exits room with a flourish*

  4. Sucrey says:

    That was the best victory I’ve witness and enjoyed against Man U since I started supporting Arsenal. What a great team performance. Everyone worked their asses off. Special mention for Monreal and Coquelin. They were simply fantastic. Cazorla and Chamberlain also. Big kudos to Welbz for scoring our winning goal against his boyhood club. Now Man U fans know how we felt when Robin Van Purse-strings (Judas Is Van Persie) scores against us. I hope he scores more against them, especially our EPL return leg against them. I thought for a moment that we were in a diving competition against Man U when their players were diving all over the pitch buh thanks to the referee for making the right decisions if not it would have been a different story…..Long may this continue…… COYG!

  5. Damon says:

    That was kind of my point

    Your stories get told and then you claim it’s all being highly over exaggerated. When the truth is that it’s all verbatim

  6. Limestonegunner says:

    Doesn’t matter if it is a turning point because it was a tremendous moment to enjoy this season. Fabulous work and a joyous result.

  7. Limestonegunner says:

    It’s an exciting and fun list, Jonny. Glad we could add to it while enjoying a terrific Arsenal victory yet again! What’s next?! Wembley?

  8. JonJon says:

    great result for us and great night..
    the club needed that boost and i still dont like the manager but he got it spot on last night..

    they all played well, and danny….oh danny…good lad.. motm for me..

  9. C says:

    So LvG has officially demoted Falcao to the U21. Reports have him featuring for the U21’s on Tuesday meaning he probably won’t feature anytime soon for their senior side.

    My oh my what a fall from grace at Manure.

  10. C says:

    Schalke are really giving Madrid a game. 3-3 and Madrid up 5-3 on aggregate but still 30 mins left and Schalke look like they have more goals in them.

  11. C says:

    One more goal and Schalke will win. come on Schalke

  12. C says:

    The Madrid supporters are booing Bale.

    Come on Schalke, one more goal thats all you need. A couple seasons ago we were in for Hunteelar, I do wish we would have got him, he is such a big match goal scorer.

  13. C says:

    Schalke is creating chances, Casillas saves Madrid for the moment.

  14. C says:

    Casillas saves Madrid again, Schalke really pouring it on and going for the goal. One more goal and Schalke will knockout Madrid.

  15. C says:

    If you are a Schalke supporter you have to be proud of your club tonight.

    The ref just called a foul and gave a yellow when both players went for the header.

  16. C says:

    Madrid survive but the Madrid supporters are actually booing the Madrid players whole the Schalke supporters are in full voice and applauding their players.

  17. Limestonegunner says:

    If Scgalje can score 4 at Bernabeu, maybe we can score 3 in Monaco. Can we keep from conceding more than 1? That could be the key question!

  18. C says:

    I think we can, we will have to go for it a bit and I say we can.

  19. Damon says:

    I’d take three points on Saturday over three goals in Monaco

  20. HenryB says:

    Be afraid, Damon, I am awake – sort of – and circling the scene ready to sneak in and grab your crown of premier commenter! 🙂

    [That does depend on whether or not I can be assed to get up and grab a cup of coffee first — obviously!]

  21. Phil says:

    Henry B,
    Think I owe you an apology. I thought you were English.
    You are from Witchita?

  22. Phil says:

    One of the Daily Mail columnists applauded Wenger for the ‘ like for like’ substitution of the Ox with Ramsay..
    I didn’t realise they were so similar!

  23. Matoo says:

    Best thing about the game was watching Rooney’s entitlement to get decisions and penalties and Oliver having none of it. About time refs stood up to the media darlings like Rooney and Gerrard.

    Speaking of which, does the FA Cup fall under PGMOL jurisdiction?

  24. Damon says:


    In that case, stop online shopping and waiting for the mail on the mat underneath the letterbox

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