Returning Heroes, Pink Panther, Blue Shocker & Transfer Gossip
The first tranche of late arrivals pitched up at training, wondering who the new signing was. Turned out it was Jack Wilshere, who
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Lemar, Seri, Agents of Doom, and More
I haven’t seen the headline but it must be out there somewhere. “Arsenal handed Alexis boost” is surely on the cards following Pep
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On Bit Part Players, Misplaced Pride and Mindering Your Own Business
I am what I drink and I’m a bitter man. The Spanish equivalent probably involves milk. It’s a big thing in Iberian sayings,
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On Big Fish, Sanchez, Koscielny & More
The patience of the lunatics, in charge of the asylum for decades, snapped. Passing round tabs of acid like it was going out
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Friendlies, Alexis, Ox and A Bit More
Well, there we have it. Yesterday’s gremlins were overpowered after promising to pay the ransom and get the site back to its usual
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Alexis To PSG? You’re Having A…£70m? OK, Here’s His Pet Passports
“I have never been to Paris; I should like to go there before we return to London with the dogs.” “Yes, the summer
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On Contract Rebels, FIFA Bans, Fire Sales & New Signings
It’s all kicked off this morning, with the futures of Arsenal’s contract rebels seemingly moving in different directions. Mesut Özil is set to put
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On Beating Bayern, Wojo & Patrick Vieira
“Bayern v Arsenal: How we saw it”, roared the headline on dot come. At least you saw it; I was too busy enjoying
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Wenger On Alexis, Flawed Economics & Straw Man Arguments
Long-term economic factors; that’s a good footballing reason, isn’t it? There’s nothing like it to focus the mind. Arsenal, according to a flawed
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Tourists, Jack & Calum’s Date At The Palace, Emirates Quest
The players once again did the club proud with their diplomacy and they genuinely are a credit to Arsenal Football Club, its traditions,
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Return of the Curse, Alexis and Lemarr, And A New Toy
Just when you thought it was safe. Aaron Ramsey scores, another celebrity dies. Farewell, Commander Koenig; rest in peace. It was a curse
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Slow Boat To China, Alexis, Free The Monaco Pair & Theo Not So Freo
The Australian leg of the tour ended with a 3 – 1 win over WSIWYG FC, more comfortable than Thursday’s victory and only
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Tours, Alexis and Renewals – Just Another Arsenal Saturday
The final match of the Australian tour takes place this morning/afternoon/evening/tonight depending on where you are in the world. Another Saturday, another kick-off
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History and Future of UK clubs and their gambling sponsors
Sports betting has been huge for many years and football has been a national sport for centuries. With the growth of online betting,
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Youngsters Impress In Sydney Win & Jack’s Italian Job for £9m?
So the tour got off to a good start. The 2 – 0 win came with many positives, not least the players comfort
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Good Golly, We’ll Miss Ollie, Mesut Speaks & Is Lemar Confidence Misplaced?
So football – of sorts – returns today with the first pre-season friendly. Alexandre Lacazette’s cameo will be of most interest to everyone
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What do we know about Aleksandr Golovin?
The announcement that Arsene Wenger has opted to stay on as Arsenal manager met with a mixed response by fans. Those supporters who waved
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Bad Taste and Kits Mingle With Sardines and Trawlers. A Typical Pre-Season Day
And there you have it. A gargantuan monstrosity of a third kit, the worst since the last time we issued a really bad
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Arsène On Alexis, Giroud, Lacazette and Lemar, But No Mention Of Theo
The players landed in Oz, and it’s business as usual for Arsène. It genuinely is, with his first press conference since the last,
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On Bad Boys, Bad Wages and Other Transfer Talk
So, the squad is off to Oz. Let’s hope it all goes a lot better than the last tour down under. John Spurling’s
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Prima Donna Contracts: Time For Arsenal To Cash In?
Joe Strummer and Mick Jones nailed it: this indecision’s bugging me. To be honest, melodramas with prima donna footballers tire me. There’s humour
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Per-fect, Lemar Bid While Alexis Gives Özil A Free Pass
Arsène’s claim to be the inventor of breaking news of transfers in a ‘creative’ way gave us an insight into the man. Asking
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